Quotable

Norah has been highly quotable over the last few days. I feel like she has animals on the brain, like, all the time.

Me: "Norah, who's your favorite person?"
NRK: "Umm... Puppies?"
Me: "No, puppies aren't people. Who is you favorite person like papa?"
NRK: "Oh. I like Justin."
Me: "Uncle Justin is your favorite person?"
NRK: "Yep. And puppies."

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Me: "Norah, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
NRK: "A giraffe."
Me: "I don't know if that's possible."
NRK: "Okay, I am a dinosaur."
Me: "You want to grow up to be a dinos--"
NRK: "ROOOAOAAAAAOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

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Me: "Norah, how is your pancake?"
NRK: "It's good, papa. OH MY!!"
Me: "What's wrong?"
NRK: "Look... There's a chocolate chip in it. Oh my goodness, it's soooo BEAUTIFUL!"


What a nerd. Who else's kid double-fists broccoli like this?

MK

Jesus was a socialist

Thanks for finally calling that out, Obama. Major respect for using the character of God as a motivation for pushing the right policies. God Made Obama do It

The Crane Wives

I had wanted to post some new(er) pictures and videos here tonight. That didn't happen. You get this instead:




If you don't like this, then you clearly hate all that is good and right with humanity.

Stay Gold,

MMK

Peter Piper Death Metal

Norah learned Peter Piper from an episode of Bear in The Big Blue House the other night. And by "learned", I mean she got it about 50% and then started screaming. Here's that:

I guess maybe Norah's been listening to a little too much Converge lately?

My kid is the best...

Cheap Entertainment

...and no, not the trashy kind.